Real reviews from drummers who put down their sticks long enough to type.
"I bought this for my son. He finally stopped hitting the cat and started hitting his practice pad. Worth every penny."
"The horoscopes are scary accurate. How did you know I hoard broken cymbals? This is the only book I own that isn't a rudiment chart."
"Great illustrations. I deducted one drum because it made me realize how much money I spend on snare heads. It hurts because it's true."
"I laughed so hard I dropped a stick. Usually, I do that because I have bad technique, but this time it was the book."
"Finally, someone put into words what it feels like to be the first one at the gig to setup and the last one to leave."